The Prince of Egypt - Through Heaven's Eyes

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I really admire Rebecca Alley (uOttawa). She seems to be a really amazing coach, and has worked hard making coaching references and being available to help other people and teams. She knows her stuff, and it’s really great to have someone that smart & willing to help in our sport!

this person just made my day so if this is you, THANK YOU <3

lady-adventurer:

GIVEAWAY!

Hi Tumblr! I’m Betsy Cornwell, and my first novel, Tides, just came out in paperback on April 1st. (The hardcover and ebook have been out since June but anyway PAPERBACCCKKK) It is clearly giveaway time, so I have a signed and personalized (I do rather awesome seal stick figure drawings) copy to give away here on Tumblr.

Tides is about selkies and oceans and familes and secrets, and it’s nominated for this year’s Bisexual Book Awards. You want lesbian mermaid(ish selkie)s? Tides has ‘em. Plus women rescuing each other, body positivity, cute nerd boys, and lots of the other things I always wish for when I read fairy tale retellings. 

Here be the rules:

1. One reblog=one entry (reblog as many times as you like!)
2. must be following MEEEE (lady-adventurer) *
3. I will ship worldwide, I live in Ireland and the US-only giveaways pain me
4. Winner will be chosen by random number drawing
5. Winner will be announced on May 1st & will have 48 hours to respond to my “you win!” ask before someone else wins
6. I seriously appreciate everyone who helps me out by reblogging this and I will happily sign all y’all’s books if you send them to me
7. And we’re off!

*By the way, there ARE other ways you can win on my blog, facebook, twitter, and goodreads, plus on this blog here if you don’t want to follow me. *eyes narrow*



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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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Welcome to Aunt Valerie
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Part of the Family Reunion premise.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE HEAD CANON OF ALL TIME
CARLOS 

YES

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steampoweredcupcake:

Welcome to Aunt Valerie

via SailorPtah on DeviantArt

Part of the Family Reunion premise.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE HEAD CANON OF ALL TIME

CARLOS

YES

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artbymegs:

I feel like this should be pretty self-explanatory. I’m drawing these for a zine at my college (and they have a tumblr! lips-appstate.tumblr.com!), but submissions are due today, so they’re a bit more rushed than I would have liked.

I tried to be inclusive and not-shitty. Hopefully I succeeded at that. There are more of these I’d like to draw, but like I said, time limitations :P

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So I got this shirt last week.
Best $20 I’ve spent

yessssss

BEST SHIRT

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If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out. 

I got Kevin. I WANT A REFUND HE’S NOT FROM NIGHT VALE

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In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

This is obviously proof that coffee restores previously severed appendages.

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sansa-the-conquerer:

sansa, 12 year old girl: yeah can we not have sex please

tyrion, grown man: well i’m a little bit sad but that’s reasonable tbh

fandom: BUT HE TREATED HER SO WELL SHE’S SUCH A BITCH TO HIM HE DIDN’T EVEN RAPE HER WHY WON’T SHE LOVE HIM

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Isn’t it nice how people twist their religious scripture to suit their weds but when it’s used against them it’s suddenly not okay

I talked to a monk about this quote once (we have mutual friends, and he came to a New Year’s Eve party at my shared art studio). He said this isn’t even talking about homosexuality. That the bible never actually says homosexuality is wrong. What that passage means is this:

Women were treated as subservient and it that you shouldn’t treat other men as subservient, like they are beneath you. It is not talking about homosexuality. If it was, it would say it outright since the bible lists other things outright.

I take the word of a monk who have studied the bible extensively more than a self proclaimed Christian.

The above text, I would like to point out is from the point of view of this translation of the original Hebrew. I spoke with my cousin’s rabbi on the matter and his response was different, saying that it was a mistranslation. See, the true translation says that a man shall not lie with another in the bed of a woman, which is to say, the Hebrews had a shit ton of rules about when a man was or was not allowed in a woman’s bed and private quarters (including, if she didn’t want you there, you weren’t allowed there. Hebrew women were also allowed to divorce their husbands and the image of the ‘oppressive Hebrew people’ is an image that was propogated by Christianity which, historically speaking, doesn’t treat the Jewish people too well and liked to paint them as being rather barbaric and backwards and cultish with their traditions, which, another piece of fun info, their traditions were one of the main reasons why the Jewish people were less likely, in medieval times, to die of the plague. Because washing your hands and avoiding the dead and vermin and the like was a lot of help. Of course the Christians persecuted them for not dying but that’s another matter. I’m sidetracked). So the verse is literally saying ‘Don’t fuck in some lady’s bed because that’s just goddamn rude’

Also, whenever a Christian brings the book of Leviticus up, you should feel free to point out that these are rules that were given to make the Hebrew people prepared for when the son of God came to earth. In Christianity, it’s believed the son of God was Jesus. So by following the rules set in Leviticus or pushing them as things we should follow, they’re saying that Jesus was not the son of God, and that Jesus did not, in fact, die for our sins. Jewish people believe, in their faith, that the son of God hasn’t yet been born, so many choose to follow these rules.

Most people of course roll their eyes when I explain the translation of the verse (full breakdown found here) but it’s always fun to point out the nature of the rules in Leviticus and the implications of following them. 

I’m a theology student and I am on the verge of crying because of how accurate this commentary is. Historical context is simultaneously the most interesting and most important part of interpreting any texts. 

Most religious people seem to base their beliefs on things that are severely mistranslated. I wish they would do their research before using the bible for hate.

I studied theology extensively and was going to become a theologist until I switched majors. The above commentary is 100% accurate and what I try to stress in a lot if conversations with Bible Thumpers.

Jesus also affirms the homosexual relationship between the Roman Centurion and his “slave”. The particular Greek word used to refer to this special slave was “pais”. Greek language studies and contexts show that a “pais” was a male love slave. Regular slaves were called “dolos”. The Centurion makes this distinction clearly when he asks Jesus to heal his slave (pais), and then to prove his status he tells Jesus that his slaves (dolos) go when he tells them to. But this slave (pais) was special. He was the Centurion’s lover.

Hearing this, Jesus was so amazed he says he had not found ANYONE ELSE who had such great faith. He then blesses the Centurion and heals his male lover.

Matthew 8:5-13

THIS IS WHAT THE BIBLE REALLY TEACHES ABOUT SAME SEX COUPLES.

In short, the English adaptation is a mistranslated farce.

^^^^this

reblogging for the comments ^^^^^^

EXCUSE ME WHILE I REBLOG THIS FIFTY MILLION TIMES

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chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

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Quidditch, paracanoe and U13 kayak/canoe coach, and kinesiology student at uOttawa. This blog appreciates jellyfish, the BBC, feminism, science and Tom Hiddleston.

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